Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko
The game that almost killed Space Zambonie, and Alex. Levels harder than we remember, moments worse that we could ever imagine. The Greek level, the pirate stage, losing the footage from the last boss. We have an absurd amount of aggression, and yet love, for this PS1 classic.
Part 1
Playing Gex 3 Alex and Matt realize that this Austin Powers parody isn't as Kawaii as it should be. We go right into the stage and try to wack off some elves.
Part 2
After beating the first few missions flawlessly, Alex and Matt already start to get concerned with the game. Alex tells the story of when he sent the wrong Matt a baaaddd snapchat.
Part 3
We look right into the eyes of a bear, and then get transported to the top of his face... where we need to kick flees with our tail. Welcome to Gex 3.
Part 4
Guttentag to you Gexy sons of bitches. We're out here trying to slap blood coolers. Yeah, we got through the first few stages no problem. Now? Now we're in Gex hell.
Part 5
Hahaha! We are a vampire Gecko now! Out here gathering remotes like its nobody's business. We wrap up the Sherlock level and try to access the new poopy area.
Part 6
SECRET STAGE! WOAH! Let's collect those amazing flies, and do it before the time runs out. We're going to have no problem with this at all. We believe in each other as much as possible.
Part 7
Alex and Matt talk about listening to the weird sex hotline show that used to be on Sirus XM. They used to hear a lot of weird people call in, and request strange ass things.
Part 8
We're in Egypt, and we're snacking on some flies! Let's go inside some cracks, and find the hidden staff! There are only three, so it shouldn't be a problem at all.
Part 9
Gex is a nude army man. Not being told directly what to do, we have the struggle of continually trying out different things in the level until we get a remote. Let's slap some ass and move on.
Part 10
Yarg! We're dying here. We're trying so hard. But the jumps and the mechanics are after us. How the hell are we supposed to make these jumps?!
Part 11
Who needs Gex? We are the amazing God known as Hercules. We are stronger, faster, and better than any other Gecko.
Part 12
The game has divulged into just making jokes about big Poop mountains. The donkey makes the most god damn annoying noise I have ever heard in my life.
Part 13
We lose control of the controller. We lost control of the game. A game of T-Shirt wars ends in Alex getting a shit with a picture of his Rabbit on it.
Part 14
The fates have not aligned. In fear of having to do the Greek level again, we enter a new hell. Jack and the Giant beanstalk.A world where your greatest fear comes true.
Part 15
Wow we're still on the beanstalk. We've created a new life here. The developers have created the most brilliant level. A level where you have to climb a beanstalk and if you fall you have to start all over.
Part 16
YES! We've made it to the best level in the game. Mega Man X level where Gex wears a big old Gundam suit. Being able to fly, and do more than ever before, this one is a breeze for the crew!
Part 17
Prepare for trouble, and make it double! Protect the world from egg omelets! We fight the little Kawaii girls by spanking them with the tails.
Part 18
Would you bang Justin Timberlake? Welcome to Space Zambonie the morning After, where Matt talks about his man crush on Justin.
Part 19
Super villains beware! We have the power of electricity, of flight, and the ability to be hated by this game. The platforming and camera movement makes the game almost unbearable.
Part 20
Best friend power helps us get through the mission like it's a cake walk! Falling down over and over? It's a-okay! We're going to do this like it's no problem.
Part 21
Why? Why is this game unbearable. We can't even get into the new level. After several attempts, we pretty much lose our mind. The hub area shouldn't be one of the hardest places in the game.
Part 22
Yeah. We're back at the Greek level. We hate ourselves THAT much. The game is getting so bad that our recorder can barely handle it. It's damn near impossible to get through the stange... and his GOD DAMN QUIRKY ASS QUOTES.
Finale
The finale. The game that took so much from us, takes from us again. We lost an absurd amount of footage. We lost all of the hilarious footage of us trying to get through the last stage. We lost the anger it caused. Taj edits in the ending for us, and we consider dying.
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