Get ready to do that oh-so-wonderful time warp again! Welcome to the world of Dragonball Xenoverse 2, where your main duties as a Time Patroller are to pound your enemies into a fine paste first and ask questions later. Today I decided to put some thought into the character creation process only to finish with what could be a walking crime against nature. Say hello to Pikachu v2.

Day 2 of the beat patrol is finally here and who better to spend it with than the Ultimate Frisbee Champion, Krillin! Of course, it isn't complete without taking my first trip to the past just to see Goku literally spoon his brother to death. Absolutely breathtaking.

The Saiyan saga is here and and ready to smack Pikabuff around like a flaccid penis. Enter Nappa, estranged cousin of Alex Armstrong with a background in planetary enslavement and underwear modelling. Let's not forget Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, who has absolutely no idea that his

Today, I assume a new undercover identity, Ginyu can't keep his hands or body to himself, Dodoria gets Ascended Herpes, Elder Kai refuses to shut the hell up, Butter and Juice become men and Recoome the Broom takes a forever nap. It's Namek time

The skies are green, grass is green, and pretty much everything else is green. Welcome to the end of the Namek Saga. Today, Turles and Slug start eating healthy, Vegeta swallows his pride and his teeth, the Stick of Truth claims another victim, Frieza begins his very, very short rampage, Goku