Superhot! Watch as I maneuver through hurdles of walking cherry lollipops and take on the color red like a double-stuffed tampon. Sit back and enjoy my blunders.

More Superhot shenanigans! And by shenanigans, I mean SUPER HOT SUPERHOT SHENANIGANS. Get it? Corny, I know. Enjoy my idiocracy!

This week, we delve deeper into the Superhot system and develop a case of epilepsy along the way. Oh, and romance. Hot, sweaty, unadulterated, innocence-shattering romance. Take that, Cinemax after Dark!

My favorite color is red but that won't stop me from dishing out some black and blues! Wow, that sucked. This week, I uncover the most sinister plot known to man! Hell, this is bigger than the DNC scandal.

Well, it's been quite a journey. Copious amounts of red-on-red action, shape-shifting appendages, and jello penetration have led to this one glorious moment -- the day we escape from the system! But first we need to eat our way out. And by eat I mean wakey wakey eggs and you're not walking for three weeks. Enjoy!