It takes a very special boy to wear a green tunic, wield a short kitchen knife and go on a hunting expedition for a bloodthirsty chicken monster. Today, Link celebrates his birthday in style by sporting his new cosplay outfit and sword fighting with the island nutcase. Things suddenly go awry when Link's sister is kidnapped and he is forced to decide on whether to save her or just go back to sleep and let the game credits roll. THIS. IS. ZELDA.

Today, Link breaks into the Forsaken Fortress via United Pirate Airlines and uses his newfound barrel transmutation technique to sneak past security. Can Aryll be saved?

Ever wonder what happens to child stars who suddenly vanish from the face of the Earth? What about that dragon who starred in the hit Disney movie, Mulan? Well, let's just say Mushu let himself go in the years following his success. Big time. Today, Link meets a tribe of creatures that can't decide whether they're ducks or owls and enlists the help of Medli the loli attendant to purge the Dragon Roost Cavern of its cockroach problem. All that for an orange marble. It's time for some pest control.